HOW I Watch Sports Rescued Me From Sedentary Celebrity Worship

You’re Doing It Wrong — and Here’s the Incontrovertible Proof

How do you watch sports? Follow the the ball/puck/frisbee/plastic rabbit? Analyze how teams react to attacks and defenses? Track scores at the bottom of the screen, check your bets on Draft Kings, itch for the next cheerleaders upskirt, or who’s being…