2 days agoI Like the Cold. I’m Not a Real American EitherWhen newly-sworn President Lyndon Johnson marched in the funeral procession for murdered President John F. Kennedy, reporters asked him why he wanted to risk walking in public. Johnson reportedly said “I’d rather die than be afraid to die”. It was a quote I read in 1963 when I was nine…Culture4 min readCulture4 min read
4 days agoThe Golden Jet and The Golden Calf: Bobby Hull Cured Me of Celebrity WorshipBobby Hull died this week at 84. Besides being one of my childhood heroes, breaking hockey scoring records, inventing the curved stick, having a slap shot faster than Apollo 11, winning awards and a championship, he went on to break my heart by leaving my favorite team for a record…Sports4 min readSports4 min read
6 days agoPain Leads to Despair and Early Death. Maybe Now You’ll Read My EssayOne reason I wrote about living with physical pain is to help others develop a better relationship with it so they don’t succumb to it. Now, a new article in Scientific American shows more Americans are in persistent physical pain, handle it poorly, and ruin their lives. Here’s one crucial…Health2 min readHealth2 min read
Jan 28Hurts So Good: An Old Man’s Guide to Playing with PainYeah, my friends are gone and my hair is grey I ache in the places where I used to play Leonard Cohen, “Tower of Song” There isn’t a morning I wake up and don’t hurt. It might be a knee — next day, a shoulder. Maybe my forehead or a…Sports6 min readSports6 min read
Jan 23At 69, I Sought Meaning. So I Played HockeyMuch is written about how humans express faith, love, and their search for meaning and happiness through literature, romance, art, music, and other intellectual exercises. My expressions sprouted while growing up in suburban Chicago in the 1960s. I wrote “The Ghost of Spook Rock” in kindergarten (rave reviews from Miss…Philosophy6 min readPhilosophy6 min read
Nov 1, 2022World Cup 2022: We Own The Game But We’re Letting FIFA Borrow ItWorld Cup 2022: We Own The Game But We’re Letting FIFA Borrow It by Ken Schreiner Where and when will the biggest football match of the year be played? Qatar, December 18? No, November 4 in Duluth, Minnesota. Why not the World Cup 2022 final that will feature Messi, Ronaldo…World Cup2 min readWorld Cup2 min read
Dec 19, 2021My Soccer Comeback Update: Win or Lose, At 68, It’s UglyApologies for not writing for so long — even though I’m not really sorry. Honestly, sitting and writing for just minutes makes my butt hurt. And among the many things I’ve discovered since making an inspired but perilous return to fußball, when I could be shopping online for rocking chairs…Fitness7 min readFitness7 min read
Mar 13, 2021Der Alte Fußballer: Falling Down Scares My Opponents More Than MeThis is a sequel to my essay about returning to soccer after 30 years at age 66. If life taught me anything before 2020, it’s that you don’t accomplish anything if you don’t try. One new thing I’m learning since then, in a dubious golden year of COVID-19, divorce, retirement…Elderly6 min readElderly6 min read
Feb 26, 2021I Taught Myself Piano at 17 (but Didn’t Understand Why Until 50 Years Later)A conservative, 6-person, middle-class home in a non-descript non-city is where I served my normal American childhood. Creativity was discouraged, conformity rewarded. So like other “boomers” born after World War 2, most of my cultural influences came from the glowing box god in the living room. One fateful day when…Music7 min readMusic7 min read
Feb 10, 2021Thank Mr. Bean Before Consumer Culture Eats YouWhen you move as many times as I have (more than 30 to 8 different states), you collect and dispose of arguably tons of stuff. The reasons I hold on to some things are more perplexing than why and how I originally got them. One such curio is a plastic…Consumerism3 min readConsumerism3 min read